Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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