I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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