So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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