i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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