PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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