but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
