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  By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.

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• Who the f*ck cares?

  Submitted by crockpot on Jun 14, 13 at 1:33pm

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• Wow, you're sexting her and she's eating spaghetti... obviously she found the noodle in front of her more interesting than your noodle. You need to spice it up.

  Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jun 14, 13 at 5:49pm

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• This reminds me of the Ben Kweller song...

  Submitted by 20000Leagues on Jun 14, 13 at 6:23pm

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• Ahhh *that* explains that mysterious "sauce all over my face whilst I suck your noodle" moment

  Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jun 18, 13 at 7:19pm

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• Just means YOUR noodle wasn't doing the trick.

  Submitted by joshua_valentine on Jun 14, 13 at 5:41pm

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• But was she licking the meatballs?

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 17, 13 at 9:06pm

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