I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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