they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
nutella sex= disaster
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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