This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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