party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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