oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
