Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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