singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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