No awkward lesbian experiences without me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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