sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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