why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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