32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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