The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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