Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Come see our sink grown plant.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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