she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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