how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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