You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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