I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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