Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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