We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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