I'm drive I can fine osifer
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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