Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
