its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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