I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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