we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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