he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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