Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober

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(517): View more from Michigan

I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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(607): View more from New York

Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked

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(516): View more from New York

My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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(773): View more from Illinois

i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich

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(765): View more from Indiana

I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.

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