She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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