Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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