This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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