I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Blood and glitter go together right?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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