butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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