Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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