he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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