It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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