I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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