Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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