That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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