brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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