your thong is hanging out like whoa
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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