I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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