"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we made out on top of his cat.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
worst night to have a conscience
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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