Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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