i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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